Sherri Shepherd’s View!
Today we start the show with a new game - Voices of Daytime. Abby, an Adorable Audience Member is up to pay the game. Rach will read a quote, Abby makes her best guess, and if she does well she wins a prize. natch. Who said is glad when the tabloids are talking about Rach because it gives them the week off? It was Dr. Phil. Who feels no guilt for bribing a child? Judge Judy - and Abby gets it wrong. (I would have gotten it right, of course. *grins*) The last quote - about salting, something. Abby thinks it’s Regis - but it was Joy Beher! Abby ends with 1 of 3, and Rach gives her the lunch tickets at Palm Too anyway.
Rach gives a fake shout out to the view, demanding to know why Sherri Shepherd hasn’t been on - and who walks down the center aisle with a HEEEEEY MAMA! I’m HERE! They have a seat on set, and get a little goofy talking about trading booties for busts. Sherry gives such energy and fun to the View. Is there anything they won’t talk about? Nope. They talk about journals, and she keeps hers to make sure her son knows who she is - then she realized that her journals detail who she’s slept with! “Now my boy will think i’m a ho! I know, I said it!”
Her three year old son Jeffrey is a fan, and loves to bribe Barbra for job security “Babra on da VIEW!” Sherri is all about being a New Yorker, and taking the subway - she’s so new york now. She gets on the train and is all “Ain’t no bodie gonna let me sit down? you SEE me with mah Baby..” She’s shameless about her baby, she is - and it’s too cute! They talk a bit about dating and getting back into the scene, and how these younger boys are coming at her - and what is she gonna do when she has to take her hair off! When do you take your hair off - and her friend says you dont do it until you hear “i love you” - that’s a sensitive thing! “You don’t get all this ALL the time!” She laughs and continues “They love the different looks - it’s when you take it of and are all THISISME! they start to worry. What they gonna do when some day ya gotta take ya teeth out?!”
Some of her favorite moments of the show? Janet Jackson - she’s slept outside to get tickets to her concert. She talked about it one day, and she hid all morning, and walked out to give her front row seat tickets to her concert! She went on to talk about the concert, and how she’s all about the booty, since she doesn’t have one, Rach has this jucilicious booty, and Janet’s got one too. “I took 96 pictures of Janet’s booty!” Rach laughs and says she’s glad all her junk is in the trunk - she doesn’t have to see it, pass the pasta! Sherri laughs and says she just expands like pinochio up top!
When taking her baby to see Madagascar 2, which she’s in as the mama lion, her son was all MAMA! POOP IN MAH DIAPER! So she chooses to see it as he was SO excited, he pooped his pants. Ha!
In a going too far segment - it’s the issue of airlines charging fees to confirm the seat you want. One audience member says you can’t put a price on comfort - she gets nervous enough as is, as once she almost got seperated from her infant daughter. She will pay to sit in a window. Sherri says there’s no way sitting in coach is comfortable at all, anyway! Another audience member is against it - she has a large family -6! - She can’t afford to have to pay more to make sure she and her family sit together - what if her 8 year old is sitting elsewhere? Sherri says take the free food in first class, and save money there! To charge for every little thing is wrong, it’s like kicking you when your down. It should be a give you can sit with your child! It makes ya not wanna fly.
Sherri says she’s an eater - not a cook. She makes hot dogs and microwaveable ravioli! And Rach puts out a plea for a man who likes to cook to write in and she’ll set it up. Ha!
After a quick stop in the prep kitchen where Rach pimps her Big Orange Book for a Thanksgiving Turkey Stoup to keep in mind for leftovers, it’s time for Jarod’s Wild Animals. It’s Kangaroos, Tigers, Monkeys, and antelopes, oh my!
Hey - what’s for dinner? “Day After” Turkey and Gravy Whole Wheat Spaghetti.
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